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beating some punk...

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Dont you guys just love it when you can beat some annoying brat that has been pesting you all game?

I played a quick 1v1 yesterday, vs some 2nl lieutenant who was playing on a fix map (great plains) as japan. I was germany and as soon as the game starts he starts calling me a german lamer and stuff.
I have been losing vs japan with an xbow spam, so i decided to try a FF. The damn guy scouts my base and start bugging "you are ff, I will own you so bad...blablabla...

So he knows what I am doing, he steals my treasures, gets the 140 food to. We go to colonial, he starts harassing me and I loose villagers and I am really knowing I am going to loose this one badly. He keeps on calling me a noob and a lamer.

He keeps me out of food, so I choose the quick age up to fortress, defending with the 9xbow card. I make it to fort and can just send Jaegers. I can kick his army out, but when I try to push, I loose everything again to some cavalry he build. His score is double mine now, I have lost 10 villagers and he nothing and vs japan...

So Im just going for gold and wood now, send black riders and build a few falconets. Just when he hits me, these babies pop out and I kill his army. My black riders own his naginata, my cannons his infantery.
I go to his base and suddenly my micro becomes grunt like and I dont loose another unit, while his are dyng, running around, etc.
I kill his barrakcs, stables and TC and he quits, just as my last gold mine runs out. He had double settlers of me, i had nothing left but 2 falconets and some uhlans.
He was so pissed and I was litteraly ROFL.
He was so mad!!!!

And to be honest, Japan is way more lame than germans.

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[quote=""luukje""]... and suddenly my micro becomes grunt like and I dont loose another unit, while his are dyng, running around, etc.[/quote]

:D

way to go man, those kids are the most irritating things on earth
they got an ego the size of a bus but are true losers in RL.
It's good to beat the crap outha them :twisted:
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LOL
That's great. I'll live vicariously through you, because that guy always beats me. :D

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I hate those guys. I hate it that after a good close 1v1 QS game which I lost, I said 'gg' and my opponets called me a 'noob lamer'. I was Brit and he was French and none of us used any laming strat. This makes me want to give up AOE. But luckily I have friends in N3O clan to keep the fun going. :D

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Had a funny game where they destroyed my teammate and I managed to survive, raid and win with oprichs and fort spam
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they called me a noobbasher/cheater cuz I could see map (which I couldn't, just have a good feeling where to raid cuz of hunts)/ that I used cheats etc
only thing they didn't call me was lamer :)
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I played a good captain before, same match up germans and japan, on mogolia, this guy does a shrine boom with all the herdables and yumi ashi spam. He wins, ans then calls me a lamer for just playing germany.
Cmon, if your japan and shrine booming.

I never give anybody the "lame" tag after a game. If somebody wants to use an easy strat, Ok for me. If they want to be original, the better.

It's about me having fun, not about my opponent having fun.

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the good thig in that game you played was him being a 2nd lt jap lamer, he was probrably only master serg in skill :D

but yeah beating wee kids like that is fun, although i dont think ive come across many! might be because i boot lamers..

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Nice work luukje, i think players call others noobs and "lamers" just because theyre probably going to get owned, and they want an excuse for a reason why they lose.
Sure, I suppose a 13-year-old would think Nighthawk is a cool name.

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Grats Luukje, always nice to hear if someone shows some unmannered people how things are going ;)

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Nice 1 Lukkje.

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Well done Luukje!

It's always good to smash an annoying **** punk, and a lame one at that. Only killing Iro in TWC and China in 1.00 gave me more satisfaction than destroying Japan now.
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gj man i remember some1 doing a similar thing to me it was a ms i think and i raided him like hell so he had something like 15 villies and i had like 60!!!

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Its nice when you can shut that sort of guy up.lol

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Nicely done! It's exactly that kind of negativity that occasionally turns me off from rated games; that's the reason I like this clan... everyone has the right attitude :roll: I really mean it.

My worst encounter with a loudmouthed punk happened in TWC almost a year ago. It was my first 1v1 QS game and I really didn't know what I was doing. The guy stole treasures on me left and right, called me a noob and at the end of the game said "You suck so bad it hurts." When I told him it's just a game, he says: "Yeah... a game you suck at." Then he told me I live with my Mom and can't play for S*** etc. etc. That turned me off from rated for a while!

Now I'm just happy to play games with good people. But it sure is fun to whip one of these sore winners/losers!! My favorite example happened when I, too, played a Japanese guy with Germany and FF'd with hackapells. I pwned all his yumis and that shut him up pretty quick :o Yes, sometimes there is justice, both in the world and in AOE 3.
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