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In case you're ever in Texas

Post by Soccerman771 »

I just thought I'd give everyone a little run-down of some Texas terminology in case you ever come to visit me and need medical attention at some point. Here are some common terms:

Benign - What you be after you be eight.
Artery - The study of paintings.
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
Barium - What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome
Catscan - Searching for Kitty
Cauterize - Make eye contact with her
Colic - A sheep dog
Coma - A punctuation mark
D&C - Where Washington is
Dilate - To live long
Enema - Not a friend
Fester - Quicker than someone else
Fibula - A small lie
G.I.Series - World series of military baseball
Hangnail - What you hang your coat on
Impotent - Distinguished, well known
Labor Pains - Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane
Morbid - A higher offer than I did
Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates
Node - I knew it
Outpatient - A person who has fainted
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative - A letter carrier
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery
Rectum - nearly killed him
Secretion - Hiding something
Seizure - Roman emperor
Tablet - A small table
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport
Tumor - More than one
Urine - Opposite of you're out
Varicose - Near by/close by

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Holy molly Soccer. I must admit that have just had a look at my empty bottle of wine and become amazed with the outcome. That post of urs made me laugh for ages. My stomache still aches from it. Im gonna print this out and show it 2 every1 at work 2morrow. Very very cool stuff bro.
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Truly hilarious.
The myrmecophaga tridactyla is coming to get you...
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lol lol lol nice post soccer
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Funny stuff Soccer..

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loooool!! so funny!
A master Piece done by cleeduz
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my hero for the day, ty
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