Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
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Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
Rules:
(1) Yo momma jokes don't have to be original.
(2) The jokes must be clean. No curse words and no sexual over-tones.
(3) All jokes must start with "Yo momma is so".
(1) Yo momma jokes don't have to be original.
(2) The jokes must be clean. No curse words and no sexual over-tones.
(3) All jokes must start with "Yo momma is so".
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Yo momma is so dumb that when asked what a tutu was she said three!
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Yo momma so dumb, she thought a hard drive meant driving into town for groceries.
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Yo momma is so fat that when she goes to the cinema she has to buy a group ticket.
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Yo momma is so ugly, she'd make a train take a dirt road.
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Your mama is so fast her blood type is Ragu.
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Yo momma is so fat and ugly...............
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........ no... really.... she is!!!
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Yo momma is so ugly she's got little round marks all over her body where guys have been touching her with 10 foot poles.
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Yo Momma so ugly, she makes Jackie Stallone look like Jennifer Aniston!
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Yo Momma is so dumb, she tried to drown a fish!
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Yo Momma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car!
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Yo mama is so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama is so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money.
Yo mama is so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
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