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All 3 of you are to be blamed :p
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Think of the walling fun you could have as Russian. Mental note to Shizle: add that fast build card back into deck.
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[quote=""Shizle""]Think of the walling fun you could have as Russian. Mental note to Shizle: add that fast build card back into deck.[/quote]

Before TAD 1.01, that card was even better than it is now. You could cause serious mischief spamming walls and blockhouses with it. I think it increased the build rate by 85% back then. Now, it increases it by only 50%, but that is still pretty good when you consider how important a few blockhouses can be early game for fending off rushes.
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Funny to me, maybe to you too. I'll be really impressed if anyone can figure out why I posted this one!

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i know it macabee.
as you can see, i was in that game too, and you mumbled something about your jaguars hand attack, when i recall it right :P
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other then the jag knight's hand attack (op) only other thing that comes to mind is aaryn's uhlan is inside the war wagon if you look closely
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Dan you missed the fact that mac is sieging a british manor house, with a mace!
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nah, that was my house! ...i was french :(
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My bad! :-/
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You had stockpiled 2k wood?
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OK guys, one of you did figure it out after I told him in the post game, though I don't think he was impressed at the time. The math though...

As you can see I'm in age 3 and as such, JPK's start with 18 dmg. Add the combat card and the attack card for a 30% upgrade. That's +6 for a total of 24 damage. A full firepit add 38% or a +6 for a total of ... drum roll ... 30 Attack. This map has 2 techs worth 20% attack increase each! That's another +7 attack for a pretty nice 37 attack in fortress.

As for the wood, there's a tech that gives 100 wood for every 2 minutes of game time for some food and gold. That's pretty op too.

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ha, macabee, you could have at least mentioned my name ;)
and well, to recognize that, people have to play aztec and remember the exact stats of the jpk.

sorry that i revealed it too fast :roll:

P.S.: you told me that not after the game, but after we have won in that game :P
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Takes a special guy to get to zero vils TWICE. ;)

I wouldn't have noticed or posted but he brought it to my attention.

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^Were uhlans built by anyone ? :-P
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[quote=""Kaiser_von_Nuben""]^Were uhlans built by anyone ? :-P[/quote] yes........
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