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by GeneralMichael
Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:30 am
Forum: General Board
Topic: Pranks jks
Replies: 8
Views: 4733

Re: Pranks jks

Oi vey. My friends are obsessed with calling me asian. I am not at all asian though they say i am because i squint a lot so they say i have asian eyes. Right now my one friends is obsessed with my profile pic on facebook since we took it with his camera and in it i am weilding my katana and then he ...
by GeneralMichael
Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:26 am
Forum: General Board
Topic: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
Replies: 49
Views: 25024

Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)

Yo mama so fat when she jumped into the great lakes there was no water left Yo mama so fat she thought the 1000 food shipment was an appetizer Yo mama so fat the cost to blockade just her is 1,000,000 coin Yo mama so dumb when she was told that she was playing the Sioux she asked who she was getting...
by GeneralMichael
Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:35 am
Forum: General Board
Topic: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
Replies: 49
Views: 25024

Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)

Yo mamma so dumb she once waited for a stop sign to turn green.
Yo mamma so old she once rode a dinasaur to school
Yo mamma so fat scientists have declared her as a newly discovered planet
by GeneralMichael
Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:30 am
Forum: Age of Empires 3
Topic: France vs Jap
Replies: 59
Views: 30035

Re: I have an OP neighbor

Where does drew live? AHH who cares i'm there now if only i could find me mojo... has anybody seen a tube of me mojo? Now that I lost it I have lost me luck with the ladies. (I lost it when I was around 5 in 1995)
by GeneralMichael
Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:24 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: Awkward moments
Replies: 22
Views: 11771

Re: Awkward moments

OOh i just remember what happened to this one kid in my english class last year. He fell asleep and nobody noticed. Then the bell rang and we all left the room and nobody even noticed that the kid did not even move even after the bell rang. So he fell asleep during period 7/8 my teacher does not not...
by GeneralMichael
Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:09 am
Forum: General Board
Topic: Biggest injury!!
Replies: 45
Views: 20745

Re: Biggest injury!!

From your injuries that you listed Craz since i have only a general idea of the ones in the leg i can't help but imagine a guy who is 50+ years old in a wheel chair with a patch on his eye playing aoe3. Anyway back to how my cousin managed to run himself over while still on the go-cart. He reached d...
by GeneralMichael
Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:02 am
Forum: General Board
Topic: Any "Heroes" fans?
Replies: 5
Views: 3617

Re: Any "Heroes" fans?

Ooh good thing i saw this thread i must have missed all the commercials for it for the last week or tewo since i completely forgot about it. I wish I had the japanese guys ability to teleport and travel through time.
by GeneralMichael
Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:59 am
Forum: General Board
Topic: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
Replies: 49
Views: 25024

Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)

Yo mama is so old she knew the last samurai
by GeneralMichael
Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:54 am
Forum: General Board
Topic: Awkward moments
Replies: 22
Views: 11771

Re: Awkward moments

Well i did not bike to school but i went to the wrong class room or i thought it was some other period
by GeneralMichael
Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:53 am
Forum: General Board
Topic: Awkward moments
Replies: 22
Views: 11771

Re: Awkward moments

Man that happened to me several times in middle school and once in 9th grade and once again in 10th
by GeneralMichael
Sun Sep 21, 2008 7:05 pm
Forum: Strategy & Recorded Games
Topic: treaty style
Replies: 2
Views: 2365

Re: treaty style

For me i am similar strategy for treaty. 1.Keep things close and all my mills and plantations either next to my starting tc or next to something that is next to my starting tc 2.When there is 20 min left i start to build the walls and have a minimum of 3 walls. i try to build more if i can. 3.I try ...
by GeneralMichael
Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:40 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: Biggest injury!!
Replies: 45
Views: 20745

Re: Biggest injury!!

[quote=""Blackadderthe4th""][quote=""Soccerman771""][quote=""Kaiser_von_Nuben""][quote=""36drew""][quote=""Kaiser_von_Nuben""]Age 5 : Rode a bike off a small cliff. [/quote] I'm sorry bro, but ROFL!! ...
by GeneralMichael
Sun Sep 21, 2008 3:00 am
Forum: General Board
Topic: Biggest injury!!
Replies: 45
Views: 20745

Re: Biggest injury!!

[quote=""Crazy""][quote=""GeneralMichael""] but due to all the shots i take to the face i am likely to get one eventually.[/quote] I'm sorry, but...that's what she said hehe[/quote] With my one friend a master of sneaking that joke in you would think I would l...
by GeneralMichael
Sun Sep 21, 2008 2:56 am
Forum: General Board
Topic: Sports
Replies: 14
Views: 6947

Re: Sports

I have yet to find a sport that i do not like to play. Though most sports are painfully boring for me to watch. So far the only ones that i can manage is water polo (except for the high school women's water polo some of the girls shots are soo weak it seems like it takes forever for the ball to move...
by GeneralMichael
Sat Sep 20, 2008 8:39 am
Forum: General Board
Topic: Biggest injury!!
Replies: 45
Views: 20745

Re: Biggest injury!!

I too have yet to break any bones, and mr.sniffles that is horrible luck that you broke one leg from a ditch then later broke the other one, by any chance was it the same ditch in both of them? Anyway for me these are the worst ones Age 1-5 i was constantly sick even got whooping cough cause my toun...