Last month, University of Oxford scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1 ) Argued over nothing.
2 ) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3 ) Gained weight.
4 ) Talked excessively without making sense.
5 ) Became overly emotional.
6 ) Couldn't drive.
7 ) Failed to think rationally
8 ) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary. 8O
Warning: Beer turns you into a woman
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Re: Warning: Beer turns you into a woman
ROFL. I'm gonna forward this to some people I know.
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Re: Warning: Beer turns you into a woman
Ive seen that one before, forwarded through e-mails but everytime i read it, it makes me laugh!
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[quote=""LaZy""]ROFL
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Lazy, ever thought of putting "OUT!" as the first thing in your sig, that way you could REALLY be lazy and not have to type it every time.
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Re: Warning: Beer turns you into a woman
old joke but still makes me rofl 
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Ah, so true.
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Re: Warning: Beer turns you into a woman
9) Started to spend more time in front of bathroom mirror, brushing hair, etc.
10) Began asking rhetorical questions, like: how does my butt look in these new jeans?
11) Wanted to know everything about any woman you may have talked with during the day
12) Started to clean things that clearly don't need cleaning
13) Started to watch chick flicks over...and over...and over..and over
14) Etc, freakin' etc.
10) Began asking rhetorical questions, like: how does my butt look in these new jeans?
11) Wanted to know everything about any woman you may have talked with during the day
12) Started to clean things that clearly don't need cleaning
13) Started to watch chick flicks over...and over...and over..and over
14) Etc, freakin' etc.
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Re: Warning: Beer turns you into a woman
[quote=""Shizle""]9) Started to spend more time in front of bathroom mirror, brushing hair, etc.
10) Began asking rhetorical questions, like: how does my butt look in these new jeans?
11) Wanted to know everything about any woman you may have talked with during the day
12) Started to clean things that clearly don't need cleaning
13) Started to watch chick flicks over...and over...and over..and over
14) Etc, freakin' etc.[/quote]
You watch Chick flicks when drunk? Remind me not to party with you.
10) Began asking rhetorical questions, like: how does my butt look in these new jeans?
11) Wanted to know everything about any woman you may have talked with during the day
12) Started to clean things that clearly don't need cleaning
13) Started to watch chick flicks over...and over...and over..and over
14) Etc, freakin' etc.[/quote]
You watch Chick flicks when drunk? Remind me not to party with you.