Most Boring 1v1 Matchups in AOE 3
Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 2:30 am
Hi everyone. I haven't been on ESO too much lately, but I have been watching lots of recs. Here's something I have wanted to say for a long time: There are just some REALLY BORING matchups out there!
This doesn't necessarily mean that the players are bad. Quite the contrary, most of the matches I consider boring involve top rated players. I just think there are particular civ matchups that are, well, less than memorable. I think it has to do with the available units in each civ, as well as particularly hackneyed or "foolproof" strats that generate slam dunk wins on most occasions. In my view, all this adds up to straight up boredom for the viewer.
What do you think the most boring matchups are? I'm going to name my top 5, in no particular order. Sadly, these matchups are very popular on the FP. It's as if some civs are just out of the running completely. So here we go:
1. Dutch v. French : Oh dear, another 5 hussar semi-FF from both sides, followed by ruyter, skirm, 2 falcs, dragoons, cuirs and maybe a Swiss pike shipment, if you're feeling really adventurous... blah blah blah.
2. French v. French : Ugh, dual rax pike/xbow, followed by hussars and semi-FF for dragoons, skirms and 2 falc. BO-RING!
3. French v. British : A little better than the previous 2, since you might actually see some muskets and LBs for a change. But chances are it's going to be just another early hussar harass semi-FF type thing that favors France.
4. French v. Japanese : Ashi defense v. dual rax xbow and hussar semi-FF. Generally the Jap shrine booms, holds off the French with sentries, etc. and becomes OP in Age 3.
5. Dutch v. Dutch : Yet another inevitable 5 hussar harass, later ruyter skirm, maybe cannon thingy. Super micro-heavy. Requires lots of skill to win... utterly boring to watch.
You'll notice that 4 of the 5 involve France. I didn't do that intentionally; there is just something about French units that is downright unexciting. At least the Germans throw in an uhlan or doppel once in a while to spice things up. At least you might see a war dog or rod with the Spanish. Not so with the French. With the French, it's a big deal when a musket shows up (gasp).
OK, there's my initial effort! What ever happened to old-school matches like German v. Ottoman?? Or Spanish v. Ports: that's a fun one that you NEVER see. Even India v. Aztec is more interesting than these lame hussar harass things that have come into vogue lately. For all I whine about the TWC civs, they are pretty fun to watch! Look, I know people want to win--and these strats usually win--but entertainment value is not the same as win probability.
So what would you say?
This doesn't necessarily mean that the players are bad. Quite the contrary, most of the matches I consider boring involve top rated players. I just think there are particular civ matchups that are, well, less than memorable. I think it has to do with the available units in each civ, as well as particularly hackneyed or "foolproof" strats that generate slam dunk wins on most occasions. In my view, all this adds up to straight up boredom for the viewer.
What do you think the most boring matchups are? I'm going to name my top 5, in no particular order. Sadly, these matchups are very popular on the FP. It's as if some civs are just out of the running completely. So here we go:
1. Dutch v. French : Oh dear, another 5 hussar semi-FF from both sides, followed by ruyter, skirm, 2 falcs, dragoons, cuirs and maybe a Swiss pike shipment, if you're feeling really adventurous... blah blah blah.
2. French v. French : Ugh, dual rax pike/xbow, followed by hussars and semi-FF for dragoons, skirms and 2 falc. BO-RING!
3. French v. British : A little better than the previous 2, since you might actually see some muskets and LBs for a change. But chances are it's going to be just another early hussar harass semi-FF type thing that favors France.
4. French v. Japanese : Ashi defense v. dual rax xbow and hussar semi-FF. Generally the Jap shrine booms, holds off the French with sentries, etc. and becomes OP in Age 3.
5. Dutch v. Dutch : Yet another inevitable 5 hussar harass, later ruyter skirm, maybe cannon thingy. Super micro-heavy. Requires lots of skill to win... utterly boring to watch.
You'll notice that 4 of the 5 involve France. I didn't do that intentionally; there is just something about French units that is downright unexciting. At least the Germans throw in an uhlan or doppel once in a while to spice things up. At least you might see a war dog or rod with the Spanish. Not so with the French. With the French, it's a big deal when a musket shows up (gasp).
OK, there's my initial effort! What ever happened to old-school matches like German v. Ottoman?? Or Spanish v. Ports: that's a fun one that you NEVER see. Even India v. Aztec is more interesting than these lame hussar harass things that have come into vogue lately. For all I whine about the TWC civs, they are pretty fun to watch! Look, I know people want to win--and these strats usually win--but entertainment value is not the same as win probability.
So what would you say?