Most recent stupid mistakes

[mrsniffler]

Just a few weeks ago:

I decided to take a short cut biking home.

So there is this path which probably shaves off 5 min on my way home.

there was a hill which i starting biking down

Once i reached half way i realized it was covered with Slush and ice -.-

I Lost control and....

SCREWED UP MY LEFT HAND

right in the middle of my palm a huge wound.....

therefore.....

i pushed my bike for 30 min trying to take the shorter way ((

it it was pretty fricken icy/ and muddy a horrible combo

WHAT STUPID THINGS HAVE U DONE RECENTLY??

[Roger_The_Rogue]

Recently? None so far - I am now wise old man. Lol.

In my younger days there is plenty of stories. Lol

[amigrunt]

This kid dumped his trash in front of my door. I got pissed and confronted him. He started ***** at me about how he doesn't like me and even so it wasn't him. I brought to light some truths and got his frat and his friends to come out and call him a ***. He came to my door that night and I didn't know what to think. I thought he was coming to attack me. (I seen him through my peep hole in the door.) I turned to my safe, got a fresh can of mace out, opened the door and maced him right in the face. Needless to say I got in trouble. Surprisingly all that happened was that I got THAT can of mace taken away and I had to write an apology letter. I guess I got yelled at too but I didn't really count that.

[Tubruk]

Who Needs Mace when You have 2 dildo's, Bruno is unstoppable xD

I Dont think My mistake, would be allowed to be posted =)

[36drew]

[quote=""mrsniffler""]
WHAT STUPID THINGS HAVE U DONE RECENTLY??[/quote]

Not recent, but for some reason this comes to mind. I put peanut butter on bread then put it in the toaster. I came back 90 seconds later wondering why my kitchen smelt so bad.

I also nearly died when I was 18 years old. We were at a lake in Rocky Mountains and the other side had some wiquid makeshift cliff jumps with ropes to fly off of etc. Anyway, some people told us it takes about 90 min to walk around the lake to get there. So we figured we would just swim in 3'C water. Well, long story short it took us around 30 minutes to swim there and my friends head was awefully close to going under too many times. When we made it there was a crowd of people gathered going WTH did you just do. The real kicker was when we walked back it only took about 30 minutes.

[Palehorse]

I awoke from a nap in the recliner, tried to stand and did not realize that my right leg was asleep. I fell, broke my foot and have a high ankle sprain. Not sure if that is stupid or just pathetic

[blayzer13]

That's billiant Palehorse, sounds like something I would do LOL

[Shizle]

Holy crap, where to begin?

[deaconferal]

[quote=""Shizle""]Holy crap, where to begin?[/quote]

+1000

I even have something in mind from yesterday that probably isn't appropriate. :p

[cheesehat]

I ate a pizza.

Now Im fat

[jonesk]

I was riding my bike with no handlebars and a car came up behind me. Usually I put my hands back on when this happens but I thought I would be extra clever so kept them off. However I panicked, went too close to the side of the road, and fell off, scraping my privates.

[Royal_Guard]

jack messing with bk

[GeneralMichael]

[quote=""jonesk""]I was riding my bike with no handlebars and a car came up behind me. Usually I put my hands back on when this happens but I thought I would be extra clever so kept them off. However I panicked, went too close to the side of the road, and fell off, scraping my privates.[/quote]

in the words of austin powers
[quote=""Austin Powers""]Ouch kabibble[/quote]

[mrsniffler]

lol we got alot of nice stories xD