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i read once that the number of native americans before europeans showed up was near 20 million , that's excluding south america
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[quote=""deadhanddan""]i read once that the number of native americans before europeans showed up was near 20 million , that's excluding south america[/quote]

im thinking thats off ;)
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you'd be surprised , look at this website :

http://www.nativeamericans.com/Natives.htm

here is a quote ( paragraph 3 ) :

''It is not possible to determine exactly how many languages were spoken in the New World before the arrival of Europeans or how many people spoke these languages. Some scholars estimate that the Western Hemisphere at the time of the first European contact was inhabited by 40 million people who spoke 1,800 different tongues. Another widely accepted estimate suggests that at the time of Columbus more than 15 million speakers throughout the Western Hemisphere used more than 2,000 languages; the geographic divisions within that estimate are 300 separate tongues native to some 1.5 million Native Americans N of Mexico, 300 different languages spoken by roughly 5 million people in Mexico and Central America, and more than 1,400 distinct tongues used by 9 million Native Americans in South America and the West Indies.''
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BUMP !

Check these good ones from some recent games:

1. http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5267/dutchatrocity.jpg

CAPTION : Who said all the Dutch were nice?

2. http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/2716/45uhlans.jpg

CAPTION : This is to prove that I DID build 45 uhlans in 11:25.

3. http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/3023/protestants.jpg

CAPTION : Mean protestants from Northern Europe with really big swords and grenades that go "bang" in your houses, banks, markets and town centers.
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[quote=""Kaiser_von_Nuben""]
CAPTION : Who said all the Dutch were nice?
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Anyone who knows me knows that it is ridiculous to say that :)
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[quote=""Kaiser_von_Nuben""]BUMP !

CAPTION : This is to prove that I DID build 45 uhlans in 11:25.

3. http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/3023/protestants.jpg

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Cheats were on xD
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the martyrism of Lazys Petards..

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haha yeah that was a fun game , had it not been for the smoke of the burning ruble of those banks my troops wouldn't have known which direction to march off to ;)
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I declare hacks!!! priceless.
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^That looks like a good way to solve the financial crisis ;)
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my poor banks :(
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share.shutterfly.com/action/welcome?sid=8AauGbZy5cNmQI

First shots are a sequence to see how fast 526 colonial militia can die. There is a verified 90/second or so death ratio.

Some weird sheep pics in here, too. :?

By the way - look at screen5.jpg to see what happens to Kaiser's Uhlans when they lose that killer instinct. :twisted:
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My uhlans would never commit atrocities against livestock like that... slander, I say! 8)

As for the heavy cannon vs. colonial militia, isn't that the way artillery actually would affect a large body of tightly-packed soldiers?? In other words, there is no substance to AOE claims that a cannonball will not knock a hussar down.
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That was a fun game xD

I dont know why i started sending u sheep :?
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[quote=""Kaiser_von_Nuben""]
As for the heavy cannon vs. colonial militia, isn't that the way artillery actually would affect a large body of tightly-packed soldiers?? In other words, there is no substance to AOE claims that a cannonball will not knock a hussar down.[/quote]

I always wondered stuff like this myself, but I guess I came to the conclusion that with a 200 pop limit, each unit tends to represent a much larger group. So one hussar may represent 100 hussars? So maybe a cannonball might get one, but the majority will still get away..idk where im going with this anymore lol ::/
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