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Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)

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Rules:

(1) Yo momma jokes don't have to be original.

(2) The jokes must be clean. No curse words and no sexual over-tones.

(3) All jokes must start with "Yo momma is so".
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Yo momma is so dumb that when asked what a tutu was she said three!
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Yo momma so dumb, she thought a hard drive meant driving into town for groceries.
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Yo momma is so fat that when she goes to the cinema she has to buy a group ticket.
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Yo momma is so ugly, she'd make a train take a dirt road.
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Your mama is so fast her blood type is Ragu.
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Yo momma is so fat and ugly...............
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........ no... really.... she is!!!
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Yo momma is so ugly she's got little round marks all over her body where guys have been touching her with 10 foot poles.
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Yo Momma so ugly, she makes Jackie Stallone look like Jennifer Aniston!
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Yo Momma is so dumb, she tried to drown a fish!
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Yo Momma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car!
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Yo mama is so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama is so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
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Yo mama is so old she knew the last samurai
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