Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
Moderator: Global Moderator
- LaZy
- Honorary Officer
- Posts: 2444
- Joined: Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:44 am
- Location: Ferragudo Portugal
- Contact:
Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
Yo mama is so huge she makes the Great Bombard seem small.
Yo mama is so huge she only fits on Large Great Plains
Yo mama is so fat she gets all market upgrades for free
Yo mama is so fat she occupies 50 pop
Yo mama is so dumb she makes villager path guiding seem smart
Yo mama is so dumb she ate her mm´s
Yo mama is so dumb after eating her mm´s she wants u 2 ship Colonial Militia
Yo mama is so fat u cant upgrade her
Yo mama is so old discovery age got her nostalgic
Yo mama is so old she cant even remember vanilla
Yo mama is so old 1.01 was her 100th patch
Yo mama is so old she dated the Chinese explorer in his teens
out
Yo mama is so huge she only fits on Large Great Plains
Yo mama is so fat she gets all market upgrades for free
Yo mama is so fat she occupies 50 pop
Yo mama is so dumb she makes villager path guiding seem smart
Yo mama is so dumb she ate her mm´s
Yo mama is so dumb after eating her mm´s she wants u 2 ship Colonial Militia
Yo mama is so fat u cant upgrade her
Yo mama is so old discovery age got her nostalgic
Yo mama is so old she cant even remember vanilla
Yo mama is so old 1.01 was her 100th patch
Yo mama is so old she dated the Chinese explorer in his teens
out
Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
yo mama so fat her ass has 2000 siege damage
lol i love this topic
lol i love this topic
Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
Yo mama so fat her splash damage could wipe out 5 imperial gendarmes at once!
From the OP maker of the OP Sigs, Cleeduz brings maybe some of his best work yet!
- Kaiser_von_Nuben
- Honorary Member
- Posts: 2186
- Joined: Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:40 pm
- Location: New York, NY USA
Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
LOL Lazy! Those were awesome!
OK, I think we can add some more:
Yo mama so fat that if she were a huntable, she'd give you 10000 food
Yo mama so fat she can't even fit on a frigate
Yo mama's behind so large she could wall off both crossings on Indochina
OK, I think we can add some more:
Yo mama so fat that if she were a huntable, she'd give you 10000 food
Yo mama so fat she can't even fit on a frigate
Yo mama's behind so large she could wall off both crossings on Indochina
"The German Army will not stand for it!"
-Colonel Bockner, King Solomon's Mines (1985)
-Colonel Bockner, King Solomon's Mines (1985)
- mrsniffler
- Lieutenant
- Posts: 105
- Joined: Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:50 am
- Location: canada,ontario
Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
Yo mama so fat doesnt need to use her hands since she has a gravatational pull!
been kicked from clan
mrsniffles out
mrsniffles out
- I__CHAOS__I
- N3O Member
- Posts: 3009
- Joined: Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:55 am
- Location: ??
Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
Yo momma is so fat, the game never gets loaded
Yo momma is so fat, she takes up 7 player slots
Yo momma is so fat, she takes up 7 player slots
Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness. - Sophocles
Happiness belongs to the self-sufficient. - Aristotle
-
- Clan Leader
- Posts: 2828
- Joined: Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:36 am
- Location: Bristol UK
- Contact:
Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
Yo momma is so dumb she tried to buy a jeep from the Cherokee tribe.
- Nighthawk22
- N3O Member
- Posts: 212
- Joined: Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:42 am
- Location: Iowa, USA
Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
Sorry to ruin the whole Aoe Yo Mama jokes but..
Yo Mama so dumb, she died of starvation in a grocery store.
Yo Mama so dumb, she died of starvation in a grocery store.
- GeneralMichael
- N3O Member
- Posts: 792
- Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:26 am
- Location: Philadelphia, PA
- Steam: MDSamurai12
Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
Yo mama so fat when she jumped into the great lakes there was no water left
Yo mama so fat she thought the 1000 food shipment was an appetizer
Yo mama so fat the cost to blockade just her is 1,000,000 coin
Yo mama so dumb when she was told that she was playing the Sioux she asked who she was getting sued by
Yo mama so fat she killed my army by rolling over 8O
(poor guys hopefully they were crushed and did not die of suffocation)
Yo mama so fat she thought the 1000 food shipment was an appetizer
Yo mama so fat the cost to blockade just her is 1,000,000 coin
Yo mama so dumb when she was told that she was playing the Sioux she asked who she was getting sued by
Yo mama so fat she killed my army by rolling over 8O
(poor guys hopefully they were crushed and did not die of suffocation)
Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
Yo mama so huge, petards couldnt take her down!
Yo mama so stupid, whenever someone told her a civ was OP she wouldnt play them thinkin they were over priced!
Yo mama so small she has less kill xp than a macaque
Yo mama so stupid she thought Monitors were only used to scout
Yo mama so stupid, whenever someone told her a civ was OP she wouldnt play them thinkin they were over priced!
Yo mama so small she has less kill xp than a macaque
Yo mama so stupid she thought Monitors were only used to scout
From the OP maker of the OP Sigs, Cleeduz brings maybe some of his best work yet!
- Nighthawk22
- N3O Member
- Posts: 212
- Joined: Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:42 am
- Location: Iowa, USA
Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
Yo mama so dumb she spammed an army of envoys to counter Lil' Bombards.
Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
yo mamma so fattened even brit vills with all the herd cards took 4 hours to collect her
"Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world." --Peter York
- GeneralMichael
- N3O Member
- Posts: 792
- Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:26 am
- Location: Philadelphia, PA
- Steam: MDSamurai12
Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
Yo mama is so big whenever the japanese see her they yell, "RUN IT'S GODZILLA!!!!!"
- LaZy
- Honorary Officer
- Posts: 2444
- Joined: Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:44 am
- Location: Ferragudo Portugal
- Contact:
Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
[quote=""StrokeyBlofeld""]Yo momma is so dumb she tried to buy a jeep from the Cherokee tribe.[/quote]
The girls at the reception had to ask me what was going on after I read this. I dont think Ive eva laughed so loudly at 8:45 am
out
The girls at the reception had to ask me what was going on after I read this. I dont think Ive eva laughed so loudly at 8:45 am
out
-
- Clan Leader
- Posts: 2828
- Joined: Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:36 am
- Location: Bristol UK
- Contact:
Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
[quote=""LaZy""][quote=""StrokeyBlofeld""]Yo momma is so dumb she tried to buy a jeep from the Cherokee tribe.[/quote]
The girls at the reception had to ask me what was going on after I read this. I dont think Ive eva laughed so loudly at 8:45 am
out[/quote]
LMAO, I saw how it was all leaning towards AOE related so thought long and hard for a decent one, and this tickled me a little. heh heh.
The girls at the reception had to ask me what was going on after I read this. I dont think Ive eva laughed so loudly at 8:45 am
out[/quote]
LMAO, I saw how it was all leaning towards AOE related so thought long and hard for a decent one, and this tickled me a little. heh heh.