I typed in 'lbow' as 'lpwn' once
I always type "spanish" as "Spahisn" after otto laming a noob on nilla
When I first saw people talking about ELO i thought Age of Chess was born
I misread Petards as Retards at first...serious
Funny thing to do: Make a 'password quest' with a really easy question but a very difficult-to-spell answer. E.g. Which Indian Ranged-Infantry unit costs two population (Mansabdar Gurkha...or something like that

). You always get funny spellings
Mansaber Gurka
Mansaver Gurkha
Monsabvar Gurkha
Noob tip: Don't play a civ with a language you can't speak, I misunderstood the Russian settlers to be saying "prostitute" and the ottoman settlers to be saying "Saddam" (I was actually close with the ottoman one...)