Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
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Yo mama so ugly she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
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Yo mama is so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!
Yo mama is so fat that when she was telling me her weight i thought she was giving me her phone number!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw a bus full of white people she yelled "TWINKIE!!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she was telling me her weight i thought she was giving me her phone number!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw a bus full of white people she yelled "TWINKIE!!"
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yo mama is sooooo fat, when she sat in the middle of the road, to get around her i had to fill my tank up, twice.
yo mama so ugly she made stevie wonder cringe
yo mama so nasty shes got more Sti's than subaru
yo mama so old she owes jesus a quid
yo mama so ugly she made stevie wonder cringe
yo mama so nasty shes got more Sti's than subaru
yo mama so old she owes jesus a quid
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Yo momma is so dumb she rushes with the Portugese.
Yo momma is so fat even exalted Mahouts are impressed.
Yo momma is so fat even exalted Mahouts are impressed.
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LOL @ Ports.
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Yo mama so cross-eyed that when she looks down at a dime she sees two nickels.
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[quote=""RascalJones""]STI?[/quote]
sexually transmitted infection
sexually transmitted infection
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Yo mama so ugly when a garbage man saw her he said " i must have missed that one"
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yo mama so ugly she made a blind man bleed through his eyes
been kicked from clan
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Yo momma is so ugly the FBI have put her on top of the least wanted list.
Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness. - Sophocles
Happiness belongs to the self-sufficient. - Aristotle
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Yo mamma so dumb she once waited for a stop sign to turn green.
Yo mamma so old she once rode a dinasaur to school
Yo mamma so fat scientists have declared her as a newly discovered planet
Yo mamma so old she once rode a dinasaur to school
Yo mamma so fat scientists have declared her as a newly discovered planet
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Intersection between "Yo Mama" jokes and AOE:
"Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World."
"Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World."
"The German Army will not stand for it!"
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-Colonel Bockner, King Solomon's Mines (1985)
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Like Kaiser Im keeping it AoE3 Related
yo mama sooo Huge!!! when weighed, her weight was equal to the HP of 2 mamalukes. 8O
yo mama sooo ugly i once tried to get villies to herd her to my TC
Yo mama so fat i accidentally had 4 fishing boats gathering gold off of her
yo mama's BO is More OP than Exalted Ashigaru's
Yo mama ate my mill
Yo mama so huge she used my puma spearman as a toothpick
yo mama sooo Huge!!! when weighed, her weight was equal to the HP of 2 mamalukes. 8O
yo mama sooo ugly i once tried to get villies to herd her to my TC
Yo mama so fat i accidentally had 4 fishing boats gathering gold off of her
yo mama's BO is More OP than Exalted Ashigaru's
Yo mama ate my mill
Yo mama so huge she used my puma spearman as a toothpick
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[quote=""Tubruk""]Like Kaiser Im keeping it AoE3 Related
yo mama sooo Huge!!! when weighed, her weight was equal to the HP of 2 mamalukes. 8O
yo mama sooo ugly i once tried to get villies to herd her to my TC
Yo mama so fat i accidentally had 4 fishing boats gathering gold off of her
yo mama's BO is More OP than Exalted Ashigaru's
Yo mama ate my mill
Yo mama so huge she used my puma spearman as a toothpick[/quote]
ROFL !!!!!
Here's my contribution:
Yo mama so fat and ugly you can train her at a livestock pen
yo mama sooo Huge!!! when weighed, her weight was equal to the HP of 2 mamalukes. 8O
yo mama sooo ugly i once tried to get villies to herd her to my TC
Yo mama so fat i accidentally had 4 fishing boats gathering gold off of her
yo mama's BO is More OP than Exalted Ashigaru's
Yo mama ate my mill
Yo mama so huge she used my puma spearman as a toothpick[/quote]
ROFL !!!!!
Here's my contribution:
Yo mama so fat and ugly you can train her at a livestock pen
"The German Army will not stand for it!"
-Colonel Bockner, King Solomon's Mines (1985)
-Colonel Bockner, King Solomon's Mines (1985)