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And one of my fondest memories when I VERY first started, was when I was russia and had 6 strelets lose to one landskecntdhentn and I was so pissed cause I had 6 guys with fruiting guns lose to one fruity dressed guy with a stick.
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ha that's the same as two caravells losing to two guys on a float
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99 settlers lose to 10 opris
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Hehe, that is hilarious!
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btw, who said that?
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ahahahaha :D. And he's got a point, too! Imagine a heavy cavalry soldier in real life surviving countless bullets.
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I killed 7 horse cannons with 25 villies yesterday. YES, they were comp horse cannons, but they were fully deployed and firing. Villie hand-attack micro FTW. (about 10 vils survived)
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[quote=""Some guy on AgeCommunity forums""]You have to have about 10-15 cannon for this to work. Make abus guns and cav archers to defend the cannon.[/quote]

Abus guns to defend cannon? Hoho!
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^You can't believe everything you hear, such as the advice to immediately build 4 plantations and commence military production at 34:30.
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[quote=""Kaiser_von_Nuben""]^You can't believe everything you hear, such as the advice to immediately build 4 plantations and commence military production at 34:30.[/quote]

I don't understand your point. I would say if it's 34:30 and you have not commenced military production, you SHOULD do so immediately. Sound advice, if you ask me. :-P
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These two are from AoE3H

"ottos dont usually rush because they're all artillery... that can take out some guys but dont go into his main base unless you know he's booming."

"Don't use Light Cavalry versus Heavy Cavalry, they have resistance to ranged attacks, so that's not the best idea."
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lmao what about blackadders classic "this isnt going to work i picked a water deck and there isnt even a pond here"

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