Starcraft Theme Park in China

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Starcraft Theme Park in China

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Site:
http://joyland.ccjoy.com/main.html

Well one theme park (icluding WoW and SC) is constructed without asking Blizzard of course. But what made me laugh, a post at TL where someone invented some attractions

High Templars vs. Ghost - Laser tag

Ride the Nydus (Dune style) - Rollercoaster

The Shady Ghost - A dealer who deals you Stim (cocaine)

Zeratul's Mystery Cavern - Scary ride

Ultralisk Tamer - Ride cows, or something dressed as Ultras

Excercise of Futility - A game where you always spawn as Zerg with close positions Metalopolis, play PvP forever, or Gateway units vs. Stim and Concussive Shell marauders on an open field. 12 Hours, no exceptions, and against top korean players, forever.

Zergling Petting Zoo - Don't feed them

Spawning Pool Divers - An area with pools, must be green of course

Queen for a Day! - Clean up after 5 people and be their ***** for 20 minutes for a time.

Find the Proxy Pylon! - Search frantically for the Proxy Pylon only to find it and discover it was too late, every time.

Tasteless' Secret Hallway - Can you find it?

BitByBitTickleFestExtravaganza - A room where you are tickled by 18 SCVs

Zerg Zafari - Scout a Zerg base as an SCV or a Probe, but don't stay too long, the Zerglings might be coming!

The Brood War Menagerie - An exclusive member's only lounge where players can sit and talk about BW, must have played BW for 3+ years. SC2 is frowned upon.

Fruitdealer's Infested Fruits - An infested fruitstand

Korean Cheese! - Only the best and very finest cheeses are available here

Overlords will function as everpresent security cameras.

SadZenith Zinema! - The cinema to go to for tearjerker films

JulyBurger - Have some crunchy roaches with some delicious baneling sauce or maybe some mutawings? Ultrasteaks are only for those with a great hunger and a stomach to match

Broodlord Baby Blaster - Get spit out as a broodling and nibble at the enemy

The Battle.net Forums Experience! - A big echo chamber with reflective walls where you can voice your concerns about balance to Blizzard, the more the merrier!

Bisu's Brothel/Nada's Harem - Adults only

InControl's OutofControl Punching Bag - Got cheesed on the ladder? Unleash your rage on these punching bags to test your strength

Spawning Pond - What Zerg fish can you catch?

Enjoy our Shakuras, and Steppes parks, find the friendly Ursadak Calfs and pet them.
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Re: Starcraft Theme Park in China

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haha pretty good list.
I especially liked the Excercise of Futility one
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Omg what a joke.... Only in Asia lol.
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