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Search your name on Urban Dictionary and see what comes up. I'll start

>> Paul <<
[quote=""Urban Dictionary""]
people who own, such as paul mccartney and paul rudd. usually they are offered the job of being pornstars but they prove themselves being too good for the camera, so they all decide to become porn directors to give the others a chance, which makes them very selfless people aswell.
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Jeff

a fabulous name, anyone who has it should be proud, spontaneous (good in bed) ;) usually very sexy tall & thin (except for the few UNLUCKY Jeff's out there)

unfortunately, I'm one of the unlucky Jeff's... :-P
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LMAO I WIN!! Ory ftw!

The greatest man of all time.
More feared than Stalin, more respect than Ghandi.

Men want to be him, Women want to sleep with him.

Man: I wish I could be like ory.

Woman: ory makes me wet.
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nice one melon! i like this topic , i entered my name of ''daniel'' and got a load of references, after scrolling thru them i couldn't just pin it to one meaning so here are the ones that are the best : mwahahahahaha

2. Daniel 731 up, 209 down love ithate it

This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.
Daniel. Nothing else can describe him.

4. Daniel 157 up, 51 down love ithate it

Daniel is a fox. He doesn't just look like a fox, he doesn't just act like a fox, but he actually is a fox.
Daniel may also be described by words including gorgeous, sexy, amazing, incredible and the best one.
'Is that Daniel?'
'Yeah, he' such a fox.'
'Oh yeah, he's also gorgeous, sexy, amazing, incredible and the best one.'
'Agreed.'

23. Daniel 48 up, 90 down love ithate it

The hardest gangsta this side of Campbeltown. His ***** keyboard skills are the best yo, you should check out his crib, full of the craziest software yo, he'll pimp yo computer like a ho!
tech noob : "Yo big D, my computer's ****."
Bid daddy Daniel : "I'll turn that **** into a pimpin, *****, mad ass techno machine, you'll have ALL the ladies yo! BRAAAAAAAA!!!!! That's 30 pounds please."


their were a few more i wanted to add but due to the language contained with in them i couldn't , best reference to yours truly was # 9-ha!!
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you see people? dan : aka : the ''op'' one ........rofl
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so im the greatest man ever, and dans the greatest holybeing/fox, melons a porn director and jeffs unlucky =(
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[quote=""Tubruk""]so im the greatest man ever, and dans the greatest holybeing/fox, melons a porn director and jeffs unlucky =([/quote] i'll also pimp your computer like a ho..... :-P
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1. adam 2641 up, 404 down love ithate it

The first Man to ever get laid.
Adam and Eve had wild sex all night long.
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2. Adam 728 up, 433 down love ithate it

The word "Adam" is also street slang for the drug Ecstasy.
"Hey bro, I want to meet Adam tonight... Can you hook me up?"
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3. Adam 454 up, 317 down love ithate it

Genesis 1:25, "Adam and Eve were naked, and they were not ashamed."

The modern day "Adam" is a male who tries to be as naked as is socially acceptable at all times, even if it is only BARELY acceptable.
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also forgot i'm the closest thing resembling chuck norris 8)
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Lol ok Paul stole my plan the barsted lol, we were speaking about this on facebook, Dan failed to post the true meaning of the name Daniel so i thought I would post it, seen as its so very true :-)

daniel 1124 up, 562 down
Guy who loves sports, drinking and irish punk rock, somehow manages to be appealing to every girl on the planet despite a chronic inability to seal the deal. Will end up being the PE teacher all the unpopular girls have a crush on. Curse his buffness.
(Friend) Hey is that Daniel over there?
(Other friend) Is he wearing a quiksilver t-shirt?
(Friend) No.
(Other friend) Then it's not Daniel.


I would also go as far as including this;

Daniel 9 up, 1 down
1.A goober!
2.A name given to a person who is astonishingly hot looking like Vin Diesel.
3.An incredible friend who likes to quarrel about the silliest things. He gets frustrated after a while of arguing. Is often reserved and shy. Can be sweet and caring.
Dulce: Daniel is so Hot!!
Araceli: Mmm papi. He is. He looks like Vin Diesel. He’s such a goober though! Ha Ha!! Aww he’s so charming


Daniel


Although after browsing I laughed when i came across this;
DAN 681 up, 254 down
What your girl be screamin' while you at work.
Ohhh DAN, DAN, your SO GOOD!
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[quote=""djdan""]Lol ok Paul stole my plan the barsted lol, we were speaking about this on facebook, Dan failed to post the true meaning of the name Daniel so i thought I would post it, seen as its so very true :-)

daniel 1124 up, 562 down
Guy who loves sports, drinking and irish punk rock, somehow manages to be appealing to every girl on the planet despite a chronic inability to seal the deal. Will end up being the PE teacher all the unpopular girls have a crush on. Curse his buffness.
(Friend) Hey is that Daniel over there?
(Other friend) Is he wearing a quiksilver t-shirt?
(Friend) No.
(Other friend) Then it's not Daniel.


I would also go as far as including this;

Daniel 9 up, 1 down
1.A goober!
2.A name given to a person who is astonishingly hot looking like Vin Diesel.
3.An incredible friend who likes to quarrel about the silliest things. He gets frustrated after a while of arguing. Is often reserved and shy. Can be sweet and caring.
Dulce: Daniel is so Hot!!
Araceli: Mmm papi. He is. He looks like Vin Diesel. He’s such a goober though! Ha Ha!! Aww he’s so charming


Daniel


Although after browsing I laughed when i came across this;
DAN 681 up, 254 down
What your girl be screamin' while you at work.
Ohhh DAN, DAN, your SO GOOD!
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+11111111 we dans are the few , the proud, the holy ones...hahahahaha
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lmao fairplay to paul for making this topic XD
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[quote=""Tubruk""]so im the greatest man ever, and dans the greatest holybeing/fox, melons a porn director and jeffs unlucky =([/quote]

Lol I wouldnt say Jeff is unlucky by all means! lol

[quote=""cleeduz""](good in bed) ;)[/quote]

Although on the other hand only good, not great, outstanding or magnificent, 'gets the job done' ;) hehe
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Haha. Yea I beat dan to it. You snooze you lose xD

Nice name, btw, Tubtub. Greatest man of all time, huh?

Paul:
A common given name for males, derived from the Roman surname Paulus (Latin: "small" or "humble"). Put simply, it is the greatest name to grace the Earth. Seriously. It is the best name in existance. ;)
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Oh boy, I went back because I just grabbed the first one and didn't read down far enough


2. Jeff

A Jeff is a really cool kid who everyone loves.
Someone with a fantastic everything.
Everyone's best friend.
A Jeff will most likely often be cheerful and can always put their friends in the best of moods.
This person can make British Guard People giggle in about 3.7 milli seconds.
Jeff's have awesome dance skills and great hair.
Although Jeff's are magically perfect, they will make you feel super about your fat ugly self. And you will never feel ewwy.
"Wow you're pretty much being a Jeff right now, and I'm liking it."


3. jeff

Broken ***** caused by walking, slamming or, running into something or someone.
haha he jeffed himself when his dad walked in
Figures....OUch, I just jeffed myself, again! lol :-P
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