Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)

Crazy · Post by **Crazy** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:57 am

Yo mama so ugly she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

Nighthawk22 · Post by **Nighthawk22** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:13 am

Yo mama is so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

Yo mama is so fat that when she was telling me her weight i thought she was giving me her phone number!

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning!

Yo mama is so fat, when she saw a bus full of white people she yelled "TWINKIE!!"

Tubruk · Post by **Tubruk** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:55 am

yo mama is sooooo fat, when she sat in the middle of the road, to get around her i had to fill my tank up, twice.

yo mama so ugly she made stevie wonder cringe

yo mama so nasty shes got more Sti's than subaru

yo mama so old she owes jesus a quid

I__CHAOS__I · Post by **I__CHAOS__I** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:44 pm

Yo momma is so dumb she rushes with the Portugese.

Yo momma is so fat even exalted Mahouts are impressed.

36drew · Post by **36drew** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:22 pm

LOL @ Ports.

Kaiser_von_Nuben · Post by **Kaiser_von_Nuben** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:55 pm

Yo mama so cross-eyed that when she looks down at a dime she sees two nickels.

RascalJones · Post by **RascalJones** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:55 pm

Tubruk · Post by **Tubruk** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:11 pm

[quote=""RascalJones""]STI?[/quote]
sexually transmitted infection

mrsniffler · Post by **mrsniffler** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:53 am

Yo mama so ugly when a garbage man saw her he said " i must have missed that one"

mrsniffler · Post by **mrsniffler** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:54 am

yo mama so ugly she made a blind man bleed through his eyes

I__CHAOS__I · Post by **I__CHAOS__I** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:14 am

Yo momma is so ugly the FBI have put her on top of the least wanted list.

GeneralMichael · Post by **GeneralMichael** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:35 am

Yo mamma so dumb she once waited for a stop sign to turn green.
Yo mamma so old she once rode a dinasaur to school
Yo mamma so fat scientists have declared her as a newly discovered planet

Kaiser_von_Nuben · Post by **Kaiser_von_Nuben** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:35 pm

Intersection between "Yo Mama" jokes and AOE:

"Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World."

Tubruk · Post by **Tubruk** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:28 pm

Like Kaiser Im keeping it AoE3 Related

yo mama sooo Huge!!! when weighed, her weight was equal to the HP of 2 mamalukes. 8O

yo mama sooo ugly i once tried to get villies to herd her to my TC

Yo mama so fat i accidentally had 4 fishing boats gathering gold off of her

yo mama's BO is More OP than Exalted Ashigaru's

Yo mama ate my mill

Yo mama so huge she used my puma spearman as a toothpick

Kaiser_von_Nuben · Post by **Kaiser_von_Nuben** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:35 am

[quote=""Tubruk""]Like Kaiser Im keeping it AoE3 Related

yo mama sooo Huge!!! when weighed, her weight was equal to the HP of 2 mamalukes. 8O

yo mama sooo ugly i once tried to get villies to herd her to my TC

Yo mama so fat i accidentally had 4 fishing boats gathering gold off of her

yo mama's BO is More OP than Exalted Ashigaru's

Yo mama ate my mill

Yo mama so huge she used my puma spearman as a toothpick[/quote]

ROFL !!!!!

Here's my contribution:

Yo mama so fat and ugly you can train her at a livestock pen

N3O Age Of Empires and Starcraft 2 Clan

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